give me bad/weird video game quotes

[captain]

[Death_Strandicoot]

[Garrett.exe]

[Tradegood]

[Death_Strandicoot]

[safety_lite]

Who doesn’t like trains!?

[Tradegood]

[FishHead]

The new monthly game club game is a gold mine:

• Gaia: “[…] Well the time has come. You may go now. You are already a fish. […]”

Also:

[Taliesin_Merlin]

Username is accurate for this post.

[Tradegood]

oshy (@ocean@raru.re)

[Death_Strandicoot]

I have a bunch too, but I don’t want to spoil stuff later in the game for you. Instead, look at the word choices they went with for the system save/load dialogues.

[Tradegood]

[Tradegood]

[Death_Strandicoot]

At @Taliesin_Merlin’s suggestion:

[Tradegood]

[Jmanvelez]

[tokucowboy]

[Death_Strandicoot]

This article about the different versions of this month’s game club game, Baroque, is fascinating, but also contains this amazing caption:

[Tradegood]

[Taliesin_Merlin]

From What’s That Game (easy mode), @Tradegood