give me bad/weird video game quotes

[captain]

Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade

[Death_Strandicoot]

Anger Foot

[Garrett.exe]

Edit: from Yakuza 5

[Tradegood]

Game: Street Fighter 6

[Death_Strandicoot]

Anger Foot

[safety_lite]

Who doesn’t like trains!?

[Tradegood]

Game: Sonic Heroes

[FishHead]

The new monthly game club game is a gold mine:

• Gaia: “[…] Well the time has come. You may go now. You are already a fish. […]”

Also:

[Taliesin_Merlin]

Username is accurate for this post.

[Tradegood]

Game: Mega Man: Battle Network

oshy (@ocean@raru.re)

[Death_Strandicoot]

I have a bunch too, but I don’t want to spoil stuff later in the game for you. Instead, look at the word choices they went with for the system save/load dialogues.

E.V.O.: Search for Eden

[Tradegood]

Game: King of Fighters 96

[Tradegood]

Game: Sonic Pinball Party

[Death_Strandicoot]

At @Taliesin_Merlin’s suggestion:

E.V.O.: Search for Eden

[Tradegood]

King of Fighters: Maximum Impact

[Jmanvelez]

[tokucowboy]

[Death_Strandicoot]

This article about the different versions of this month’s game club game, Baroque, is fascinating, but also contains this amazing caption:

Baroque

[Tradegood]

Game: Yakuza: Like A Dragon

[Taliesin_Merlin]

From What’s That Game (easy mode), @Tradegood

Yakuza: Like a Dragon