Goofy stuff from your life

Does she sit in it during your sessions?

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Yep. They’re teledoc sessions though so its not like i’m laying on a therapist couch, but it does feel like she’s over there playing Apex Legends while I’m yapping away.

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Therapists are the original “influencers”.

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my therapist tried to talk to me about destiny once. i cried

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Imagine Gen Z therapists starting to floss fortnite style mid-session to cheer people up.

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Cognitive behavioral therapy nerfed and dialectical behavioral therapy buffed in the latest season pass.

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my therapist old af and i had to tell her what tetris was

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I don’t go to therapy anymore (financial decision more than anything else) but one time I felt like I wasted a whole session because I spent most of it trying to explain discord

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My therapist made a Diablo reference in our first session (she clocked me as a gamer???) Then she proceeded to ask me if I play video games. She asked me what kind and I had to explain the concept of shoot’ em ups and competitive modern tetris and why I like them. All while resisting my urge to say “idk probably autism”

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ah, perfect

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Honestly, that’s a good call. You should replace it every six or seven thousand miles.

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i’ve probably already said as much before, but zip drives (really i mean zip disks) will always be my idea of hi-tech opulence. i’ve used them maybe 5 times in my life, about 25 years ago at the most recent, but still, they’re serious technology in my mind.

the hercules of floppy disks. i sometimes think i should start using them, but it’s too silly.

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If zips are Hercules then jaz is Zeus.

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Someone’s pigeon sought refuge from a torrential storm at my house.

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I’m the local pirate for my friends group and now I want to send everybody shows strictly on jaz disk

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is it a bad sign if your uber driver is shirtless in his profile pic

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as long as you get good reviews i wouldn’t worry about it too much

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i can see how that wouldn’t give a good impression

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I got Taco Bell in my Crocs.

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