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has jack white of the white stripes ever played a video game?

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No. In fact, he may be responsible for talking other people out of ever playing a video game.

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Based on this post: Show me anything - #3502 by FishHead

What is the best video game to play on a first date?

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ddr but only if you refuse to let them join so you can use both dance pads

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Dwarf Fortress

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Ribbit King!!

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  • First Date: As much as I hate to give it to that guy but anything where you can pass the controller back and forth like
 Super Monkey Ball. Alternatively some fun co-op thing like Human Fall Flat which is fundamentally cooperative but allows you to screw each other over.
  • Second Date: Sims to get to learn the each other’s home decoration sensibilities and whether or not you are close together or far apart on the scale of how much you enjoy cruelly killing digital humans.
  • Third Date: Civilization/Crusader Kings/Stellaris or any other Empire building flavor of your choice to fantasize about ruling the world/galaxy together and what that would look like.
  • Fourth Date: If you survive a session of Mario Party without hating each others’ guts you’re good to get married at this point.
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New movie tie-in games as they were in the 80s and 90s have gone forever - what films in the last five years deserve a classic tie-in game?

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I played Star Wars Battlefront on an early date with someone during college, and that started a 3+ year relationship. Her idea. Co-op blasting stormtroopers together was great.

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Microsoft Flight Simulator. Fly the Pitts Special S-2 (ladies will regard it as cute, and it’s in the base game so you’re not over-committing). Get the skywriting mod and draw a :heart: in the wild blue yonder :ring:

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What games are in Tim Walz’s Dreamcast library?

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This is good. You should send it to the Dirtbag for reals.

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done 

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Probably Sega Bass Fishing and Sega Rally, but I’d like to think he was playing too much Skies of Arcadia and Bangai-O

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The answer is NFL2K.

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Yeah. Vikings were one of the best teams too. Randy Moss on the cover

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I’m imagining

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What the arguing with your teacher about a grade of video games?

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“Oh come on, that hit TOTALLY should’ve landed!”

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When you’re playing a game that sells itself on its realism, but doesn’t commit to it. You do something that makes complete sense and that the devs could have accounted for, but it just doesn’t work. Red Dead Redemption 2’s worst moments, basically.

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