Insert Credit Flavored Questions that are too stupid for the Dirtbag

When my loved ones stage an intervention.

When Ryuji from Persona 5 appears to me in a vision and says, “Are you for cereal?”

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one bowl is too many, a thousand aren’t enough

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would this not allow the cereal to disperse over the surface of the milk and effectively force you to eat one or two cheerios at a time?

I tend to pour enough that there’s like a single layer of cereal floating on the surface of the milk, so it takes a little bit of eating full spoonfuls of cereal before that happens. And it isn’t a huge problem anyway

What is the hitting the curb while parallel parking of video games?

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Leaving the plastic film between your cpu cooler and the thermal paste.

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Getting caught by a wakeup shoryuken

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When you press the wrong button and open up the menu again.

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trying to save in a yakuza game

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Opening the map instead of the menu or vice versa.

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What’s the handshake that turns into a fist bump of video games?

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Intending to open the map, accidentally opening the menu instead, realizing Map is an option in the menu, and opening the map from there

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This is exactly how playing Red Dead Redemption 2 feels

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Gears of War (5 words)

When will videogames stop being art?

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As soon as they’re allowed to. (Too grim?)

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What is the Tom Hanks, performing as a giant kid, dancing on a giant piano with his future boss of video games?

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Geoff Keighley hosting an awards show when his friend Hideo shows up.

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