When my loved ones stage an intervention.
When Ryuji from Persona 5 appears to me in a vision and says, “Are you for cereal?”
one bowl is too many, a thousand aren’t enough
would this not allow the cereal to disperse over the surface of the milk and effectively force you to eat one or two cheerios at a time?
I tend to pour enough that there’s like a single layer of cereal floating on the surface of the milk, so it takes a little bit of eating full spoonfuls of cereal before that happens. And it isn’t a huge problem anyway
What is the hitting the curb while parallel parking of video games?
Leaving the plastic film between your cpu cooler and the thermal paste.
Getting caught by a wakeup shoryuken
When you press the wrong button and open up the menu again.
trying to save in a yakuza game
Opening the map instead of the menu or vice versa.
What’s the handshake that turns into a fist bump of video games?
Intending to open the map, accidentally opening the menu instead, realizing Map is an option in the menu, and opening the map from there
This is exactly how playing Red Dead Redemption 2 feels
Gears of War (5 words)
When will videogames stop being art?
As soon as they’re allowed to. (Too grim?)
What is the Tom Hanks, performing as a giant kid, dancing on a giant piano with his future boss of video games?
Geoff Keighley hosting an awards show when his friend Hideo shows up.