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What is the “what is the x of video games?” of video games?

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GTA Vice City with 2 cheats enabled:

  • Pedestrians Carry Guns
  • Pedestrians Hate You

that was an easy one!!

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what is the citizen kane of video games

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Now that the doctor knows their patient is Pagliacci, what is their second piece of advice?

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“Is Zelda an RPG?”
Some people will earnestly engage
Some people will wonder why it matters so much to the first group
Some people will give troll responses to extend the discussion
Some people will be mad just at the posing of the question because it is a settled matter in their eyes
Some people will get mad at the posing of the question because they’ve gotten bored of hearing people’s opinion on the matter
Some people will roll their eyes because they have moved on from needing to categorize all things
Some people will come away with valuable insights

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these cheats are enabled by default in most american cities

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i vehemently disagree, and personally subscribe to merriam webster’s second definition of a sandwich, which states that “something resembling a sandwich” is a sandwich. an ice cream sandwich is a sandwich, a hotdog is a sandwich, a burger is a sandwich, a book is a sandwich, a quesadilla is a sandwich…

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a bed is a sandwich.

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I believe in total sandwich anarchy.

Ravioli is a sandwich.

Fried chicken is a sandwich.

A caramel apple is a sandwich.

My wallet is a sandwich.

A school bus is a sandwich.

I am a sandwich.

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the world is a sandwich
image

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:notes:that comes with extra mayonnaise :notes:

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Categories are not fixed ideas that things either fit into or do not.

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struggling to see how that rhymes with the next line in the actual song

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Categories are sandwiches

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i’m a sandwich. every person is a sandwich. no matter what their circumstances, everyone is constantly a sandwich. we’re sandwiches when we’re eating, we’re sandwiches when we’re crying, and some of us will one day be sandwiches in coffins (which are themselves sandwiches, when occupied). even a person with beach-based magic is a sand witch sandwich, whether they like it or not.

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technically, humans are bagels

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How do you know when you’ve had enough cereal?

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Vibes, primarily

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