Insert Credit Flavored Questions that are too stupid for the Dirtbag

Big Bird is Paladin
Bert is White Mage
Ernie is Black Mage
Grover is Rogue
Kermit is Bard
Cookie Monster is Barbarian
The Count is Merchant
Elmo is Fool
Snufalupagus is fast travel

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why are gamers?

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because society isn’t :pensive:

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we don’t live in a society

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ok Thatcher

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from my gf:

what non-PC console has the most games on it? which can play the most games?

is it NES/famicom?

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apparently there’s data for it and it’s the switch at just shy of ~5k games

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What about the Xbox Series X/S with all the back compat and XBONE games?

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Deeply upset that Ginger wasn’t designated a red mage.
With that change up then, I think Posh should be the black mage.
And while I don’t mind Sporty being a warrior, i think she’s better suited as a monk.
Scary and Baby are the only ones I wouldn’t change. Perfect.

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that’s what i said. “whatever the answer is it’s probably a little bit of a grey area depending on what ‘counts’”

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how many people would be fired from their jobs if their bosses saw their insert credit posts?

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maybe not for the content of the posts but the time at which i post them

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This feels like a trap.

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Eight

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how many would get promotions?

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“MoH, we had no idea you could be so witty yet sincere in the way you expressed your idiosyncratic opinions that somehow managed to hit upon deep universal truths
.”

I can almost hear it now

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i can see @esper getting a promotion for the shownotes she posts here

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Promotion to what? Hyper Editor?

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Is the ZDog the only video game console that has a face?

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I might lol

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