Insert Credit Flavored Questions that are too stupid for the Dirtbag

[esper]

I’ll take it!

[captain]

[connrrr]

What video game should we show visiting aliens to impress them? OR: should we hide the existence of video games from them altogether?

[Death_Strandicoot]

Show them Metal Slug X so they know what happens if they get unruly.

[Gaagaagiins]

Show them Mass Effect so they know what happens if they get unruly :)

[Taliesin_Merlin]

Show them Captain Blood so they can figure out the interspecies translation and g’lorfle mightily at our attempts to represent interstellar travel.

[adashtra]

This is the only correct answer

[connrrr]

When will the brown and bloom nostalgia hit, and will you be a part of it?

[Gaagaagiins]

[KingTubb]

What video game character would be fit each “Uncle at Thanksgiving” stereotype?
Thanksgiving Uncles include, but aren’t limited to:
-Drunk
-Racist
-Drunk and Racist
-Cool
-married into the family and very obviously would rather be spending the holiday with his family
-married into the family and very obviously is happy he’s not spedning the holiday with his family

[adashtra]

I’ve answered a version of this question for Kotaku once.

What My Video Game Family Is Bringing To Thanksgiving

[KingTubb]

This is incredible and way more than I was expecting.

Good job!

[Herb]

He relies on others, specifically women, to feed his child. Not because he has antiquated thinking about gender roles, but because sometime deep in his past a kitchen morally wronged him and he forswore cooking forever after.

This got me good, I was cackling.

Pike from DQ VII is definitely your standard drunk/racist/sleazy type uncle. He is the one who likes to steer any conversation, no matter how apolitical, toward how great Trump is.

He definitely thinks an immigrant stole his sizzling stone.

[Mnemogenic]

What is the silent, collective anxiety that a bus driver is going in the wrong direction of video games?

[穴]

geoff keihgley pretending to be Kojima’s buddy at the game awards

[Taliesin_Merlin]

League of Legends (2009-present)

[adashtra]

Sony trying to buy Kadokawa to get at all it’s anime/video games including FromSoftware

[adashtra]

What is the “telling your puppy to stop biting your feet, but he’s so dang cute you don’t wanna yell at him” of video games?

[Herb]

Playing Streets of Rage 4 with my little nephew, who unintentionally beats me up more than the bad guys with bad intentions.

[fivedollardare]

Lebron James posted excitedly about the Analogue 64 on Instagram the other day. Which celebrities do you think would get a kick out of having a MiSTer?

Could we convince Timothée Chalamet to revive his Xbox controller modding Youtube channel to talk about the benefits of FPGA gaming?