Nintendo Direct Thread

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Called it.

Switch 2 Rumor-Mongering: A Limited Time Event

Just a guess but… upon purchase and receipt of a Switch 2, a man under contract with Nintendo dressed as one of four primary Mario franchise characters will spend a week in your home to make sure you’re playing first party games properly. He will bring a cot and a small fan. You don’t need to feed him, but you are allowed to.