Nintendo Direct Thread

yooo the new mario party rules if you’re into that

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They are adding donkey Kong to Nintendo world

I was expecting Donkey Kong to beat Miyamoto up for touching his banana horde.

I do not give a shit about theme parks. #Confession

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fuckin same, but only because I have no friends.

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Nintendo recently announced a official Mario Kart 8 Deluxe tournament in my city.

4 players locally, a single cup per 4 player setup.
prize: a mug and a gift card.

meanwhile my smash org:
12 player local, 6 nintendo switches wired lan, 2 players per setup, 12 random tracks + 12 chosen tracks.
Prize: cash and eternal glory.

They don’t even try, dude.

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I hope they have more vibrant color options for the joycons. The contrast between the black of the screen and the big splash of color from the joycons oddly became one of my favorite features of the Switch

The little circle of color for this introduction just isn’t doing it for me

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After getting burned by the joycons, I’m waiting to see if this one isn’t a broken mess.

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stunning

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The tiny flashes of colour are right up my alley but the way it all schlorped and glorped out of the joycons like Inkling discharge made me feel uncomfortable.

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Also I guess the rumour I saw about their being able to be used as mice is true?

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Also also, noticed that the Nintendo Switch *snap* sound has been upgraded with added spank foley.

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That sure is a modern hardware reveal trailer. Would have personally liked a bigger shake up for joycons but I guess they’ll always remain “mostly good enough in a pinch”.

See you next month for games!
EDIT: April? Oh no!

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Well, it’s exactly what everyone has said it would be :clap::clap:

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no one even THINK about hacking it. Big trouble if you do

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Looks like it to me! I’ll wait for them to formally feature it as maybe they have big ideas for how buttons, lifting, rumble, or tilting can work with it. Might be cool for Minecraft and like Mario Party games. Otherwise, why can’t I just use a more comfortable Bluetooth mouse or something.

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after years of speculation, theories, and industry leaks we finally learn nintendo’s next move. The headlines are in. It looks like a switch, plays switch games, and it’s called The Switch 2

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perhaps it’s time for them to release a new branded mouse alongside…MARIO PAINT. number whatever

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Don’t know if I’m undiscerning or if that just looks like Mario Kart 8.

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