Switch 2 Rumor-Mongering: A Limited Time Event

Switch 2 is 2 Switches attached back 2 back. 2 people playing together by holding it face 2 face.

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I hear rumours that you actually tape two joycons to your head and you BECOME the Switch 2.

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My real prediction is that it will be a very boring console with no real surprises. Just a more powerful Switch

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Will Xenoblade Chronicles X get ported to the Switch 2 though?

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The built in screen will be a CRT, and all early releases will have gimmicky lightgun segments to make use of it.

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But they still refuse to put Melee on it.

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I heard that if you link an email or social media account to it, Nintendo can tell if you have roms and if you do the Switch 2 will just lock with a static image of Mario crying

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I’m gonna do this on purpose

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I’m going to mod mine so it’s Luigi crying.

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WHAT?!?!

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This Virtual Man is giving me a headache.

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There will absolutely not be a Wave Race game for Switch 2, so don’t even ask, pal.

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It’ll be stylized as the SWiiTCH.

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After two quotes, I started to second guess and doubt myself.

After some research, it was an option on the 3DS eShop. Not a standalone app. And not every game was carried over from the DSi to 3DS services.

The switch 2 will be a clamshell form factor and you will dock one of the two halves. The second coming of the DS and fulfillment of the promise of the WiiU will be upon us.

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leaked prototype photo

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Hey! None of that! Save it for next weekend’s limited time thread where you have to render one of these ideas!

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it runs on gas

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Switch 2 holds up to 16oz of liquid and it is microwave- and dishwasher-safe

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