You telling me a Dragon made this Dogma(2)??

Damn I think this game might suck.

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Also I have way too many boyfriends in the game that are always stalking me waiting outside of my house for me to get home so they can ask me on an adventuring date. Which sure, I don’t mind the attention, but right now I am about three quarters of the way to the destination elf boy wanted me to escort him to, except he stopped and refuses to move from his current spot so he can stare at an overturned oxcart with an obviously wounded ox lying on its side writhing while slowly spinning in circles

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That whole family has been something else… made it to the hot springs after a long journey, sit for a soak, and notice one NPC won’t sit down like everyone else and instead is standing next to me and fidgeting. Turns out it is elf boy’s dad and as soon as I stand up he says something I don’t understand in elvish and gives me a new technique scroll. And yes of course everyone was naked for this entire exchange.

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