Insert Credit Flavored Questions that are too stupid for the Dirtbag

[Gaagaagiins]

@Taliesin_Merlin

If dolphins invented video games, what would be the basic actions or “verbs” that would guide video game development?

Go to space

Squeak

[Mnemogenic]

Breaching would be an important move. Seems like one of the more exciting things dolphins get up to.

[connrrr]

Assuming, correctly, that David Lynch owns a PSP that he hacked himself: what variation does he own? I’m talking model (1000, 2000, 3000, Go, Street) as much as shell variant.

[tomjonjon]

A well used but also well kept 1000 model.

[Taliesin_Merlin]

It must match his hair.

PSP 1000 Gran Turismo

[Tom]

I gave this way too much thought and have the clear winner - a black PSP Go.

It would be black not to match his hair but his suit jacket, and general uniform, be small enough to put in the inside pocket so not to petrude and not be able to run UMD films at all, to eliminate the temptation to watch films on it. Sure he could download them, but really he has enough to think about than how to use the store to buy digital films (Which at that point in time I’d assume he wouldn’t even consider doing anyway). Granted Inland Empire, which came out before the PSP Go, was shot on digital cameras but that wouldn’t have changed how to view the film. Also size wise it’s far closer to a packet of cigarettes than the 1000/2000/3000 models. Again it’s all about style and as much as I love the older models of PSP there’s something about the Go which is stylish above the rest. It’s why I still kept mine.

I did think about the other options but as soon as I saw your question I thought PSP Go and you have go with the idea.

Edit to clean up some bad formatting from my phone. Damn small screens.

[armour_9999hz]

Who or what is the Larry David of video games?

[穴]

Who or what is the Hannah Montana of video games?

[yeso]

what hugely popular and acclaimed game was probably the easiest to make, and which one the most difficult?

[MoH]

i think minecraft was more or less made by a single fat idiot

[Tradegood]

Ms. Pac-Man has to be up there. All they had to do was hack pacman to speed it up, replace some mazes, and convince midway to publish it. They didn’t even have to design a game.

[connrrr]

They are all easy to make if you’re sitting in the C suite

[MoH]

even for c-suite these are pretty fake titles lmao

[Tradegood]

What is the leave-in conditioner of video games?

[Mnemogenic]

Idle games?

[Taliesin_Merlin]

I could help myself but chose not to.

What game would the crew of the Star Trek Enterprise-D make together?

[connrrr]

Probably microtransactions for cosmetics? and DLC for content that should have been in the game is dry shampoo.

[captain]

Whoever created this graphic decided to assign Chief Green Officer to the color between green and yellow. What are they up to….…

[connrrr]

CGO is secretly in charge of limes

[Mnemogenic]

What’s the “two trains leave their stations…” math problem of video games?