not a video game question per se but my question is: did Jesus know how to read?
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If he’s the son of God, then yes. If he’s not the son of God, then maybe.
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he is literally logos
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sad to think that Jesus never even got to read The Bible during his lifetime. I think he would have enjoyed it
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he went to synagogue so he would have read or at least heard the tanakh/ot. but i agree he would have been amused by the gospels.
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I think Jesus would have liked whatever I like.
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What video game genre would Jesus have been a freak for?
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jrpgs, and I think specifically Pokemon. I think he would enjoy assembling a party and traveling with them to accomplish something grand.
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what pokemon is the most judas-like
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hitting airshots with rocket launchers
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For a long time I’ve thought if I ever made a game I would want to make a 2D jrpg that is a ham-fisted, wildly inaccurate retelling of the story of Christ. Mainly because I always giggle at the thought of a party train that is a dozen or so characters long.
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The cloning lab can’t remake Jesus because his cells have degraded, which hasn’t been a problem before, but a later story event revives him anyway.
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Who does Jesus main in Street Fighter II Turbo?
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He would not play a fighting game come on now
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Is this a Buddha situation where it’s explicitly a game he wouldn’t play?
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Could Christ The LORD string together a combo so sick that he himself could not parry it?
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According to Talmudic scripture, Jesus was a Rabbinical student who dropped out after a disagreement with his rabbi, so probably
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well that could go either way. Kicked out of Rabbi school because of a disagreement over something He read, or kicked out of Rabbi school because He never learned to read and was struggling with the material
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Hypothetically, George Lucas is enthusiastically interested in directing the Final Fantasy 7 movie trilogy. His contract includes the stipulation that he can rewrite the script however he likes. What changes will he for sure make?
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“This guy is sick” no other changes
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