Is Mario a Republican??? (longest forum thread ever)

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@“穴”#p80141 the Mushroom Kingdom’s religion

> @“connrrr”#p80151 the castle in 64 is very ecclesiastic, with Peach’s profile in a prayer posture located prominently above the entrance. Could be a Church of England situation, Mario being her six(ty-four)th consort.

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This thread has totally changed my mind about Mario RPG. I used to think Mario is a revolutionary for taking down the old money bourgeois Booster and liberating the shy guys from under the boot of capitalist exploitation. But in truth, he's just spreading the opiate of the masses. Smithy is the true proletariat for usurping the divine right to rule,

just the existence of houses of worship in the mushroom kingdom does nothing to suggest Mario‘s own beliefs. He could just be visiting. I’ve been to many religious events as a guest, doesn't say anything about my personal affiliation

@“yeso”#p80232 sounds like someone's doing propaganda for Big Mushroom…

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@“Syzygy”#p80243 i believe it was Mario market Maker that coined the phrase jump high, sell higher

The problem is, (with exceptions) Nintendo doesn‘t stand for anything, and therefore can’t have their mickey mouse like mascot stand for anything either. Mario is the type of low information voter to find out about foreign policy via a Stephen Colbert monologue. He is incredibly hard to pin down, psychologically. I do not think he would vote given the chance, and if asked for political affiliation, would not choose either left or right wing.

@“marlfuchs2”#p80270 the only voice of reason in the thread

those are some weird cards

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muddying the waters

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This has maybe been mentioned before, however it’s worth repeating that in Super Mario Bros. 2 you may play every level with, not only an expanded cast of characters but as an expanded cast of characters with expanded physical abilities! You know who keeps an absolute grip on his movement physics like a fundamentalist to their bible? Who spits in the face of experimental movement-thought even when navigating a strange land? It’s Mr. Originalist himself, Mario.

came upon some literature that has me thinking about this in a new way

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@“connrrr”#p80305 Stuff like this gets me thinking that even if Mario is a Republican, he‘d be the equivalent of I guess what people in the UK/Canada call Red Tories (there’s R.I.N.O., which if you don‘t know, stands for Rip 'im A New One, but that doesn’t seem quite right).

@“Syzygy”#p80563 Perhaps our scribe here mistook Wolfgang Petersen's movie Troy for the Iliad….

“Is Mario a Republican?”

Yes

mario is little-r republican for the koopa nation, which is why he is constantly working to undermine their king koopa, but a staunch monarchist for the mushroom _king_dom. is mario princess toadstool's foreign secretary working to destabilise a neighbouring aggressor state?

@“captain”#p80555 if Mario is Achilles, Luigi is Patroclus, and Bowser is Paris, who is Hector?

Hector is Paris's older brother, Patroclus's killer and victim of Achilles' wrath.

I'd argue Bowser Jr is Paris and Bowser is Hector.

Odysseus is a toad, while Ajax the great is Yoshi.

why is it called mushroom kingdom when it is clearly a principality?

UK hasn't had a king for bloody ages, still calls itself a kingdom