Is Mario a Republican??? (longest forum thread ever)

mario's plumbing business got those huge covid handout loans, but he complains on facebook about the shitty student loan forgiveness plan

and re “doctor” mario, may have mentioned this before, but physicians can be quite politically conservative despite the fact they help people for a living: bourgeois families produce children that have the resources and acculturation to go to med school + higher pay once established in the field = solidly conservative class interests

y‘all see a working class italian stereotype filing his taxes and call it neo-fascism. crucify the man why don’t you? this infighting is what‘s wrong with society these days. I swear I’m becoming more moderate just by seeing the response to mario pictures. what next? questioning everything out your mouths now that I see how little evidence it takes for you to determine someone is a neo-:b:azi

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not sure we should be using fan art as evidence, it's not sound methodology. I could easily draw mario hi fiving ronald reagan and post it itt.

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@“yeso”#p88126 I could easily draw mario hi fiving ronald reagan and post it itt.

/me waits expectantly

</s><i> </i>Gaagaagiins waits expectantly. <i> </i><e>


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https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1518447275835596800?s=20&amp;t=TgyI4dRyoej6yT5Fu2wmBg

@“treefroggy”#p88190 hold on!! scapegoat much?? toxic family dynamics much?? this thread is NOT about Luigi. MARIO is on trial here:

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@“treefroggy”#p88190 again, this does not appear to be an official source

In Super Mario Sunshine Mario arrives at a tropical Island in a private jet owned by the monarchy. That says it all imo


see it's easy

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@“yeso”#p88242


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timestamped

https://youtu.be/uWQsqw7JSkc?t=190

also watch this timestamp, 7:48

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@“yeso”#p88212 again, this does not appear to be an official source

Well, I have official documentation claiming pretty unequivocally that You are Mario!

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Are You a Republican???

@“chazumaru”#p88385 based on the copyright my alibi is I wasn't born. nice try chief

@"treefroggy"#p88289 matrinet ≠ mario

@“yeso”#p88245 Do republicans not have butt cheeks? Where‘d this man’s crack go??

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@“chazumaru”#p88385 Well, I have official documentation claiming pretty unequivocally that You are Mario! Are You a Republican???

Up-a da RA! Wahoo!

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@“Gaagaagiins”#p79775 Another related question, if you went up to Mario and said “Ooh, ah,” what are the chances he’d join in and say “up the RA, ooh ah up the RA!”

It appears I have plagiarized myself


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@“yeso”#p88386 my alibi is I wasn’t born. nice try chief

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@“chazumaru”#p87063 Is Mario a Vampire??? Futatabi

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I want y'all to keep in mind that when the time comes someone in here will have to make the sacrifice of watching that Mario movie and scrutinize it for evidence of any political ideology.